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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”

If you are like me, you don't really need an excuse to drink. Much like breathing, sleeping, and making jokes about Peyton Manning and Kenny Chesney, it's just something that you do with surprising regularity.

However, when you do have an excuse, it makes it all the mo' better. On that note, the world-famous1 Tim from the universally-known2 Battle Red Blog and I are using the simple fact that I will be in Houston as a reason to liberate as much beer from the crush of oppressive containerism as is humanly possible in one night. The details:

What: Drinking.
Where: Char Bar, 305 Travis St.
When: Friday, July 27 @ 8PM
Why: Um... DRINKING.
Who: Anyone who enjoys beer and football3

1 Relatively speaking.
2 In the universe of Houston Texans fans who spend too much time on the interwebs.
3 As an aside, if you don't like beer and football, you should probably stop reading this and go back to your WNBA highlights and Tina and the B-Side Movement CDs.

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