Rose Garden
by: Peyton Manning

I beg your pardon
Kenny's giving me a ragin' hard-on
His songs about sunshine
Make me wanna touch his manhood to mine
I can catch or I can pitch, I can be Kenny's bitch
And make him go "whoa-oh-oh."
I beg your pardon,
Kenny's giving me a ragin' hard-on.

I could promise you things like Super Bowl rings,
But you'll have to do more than tell Renee, you need to show her.
Kenny, bend it over.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give this all up and escape with you to Cozumel,
Even though I don't suntan well.
So smile for a while, there's no harm
in showing you my "laser, rocket arm."
Come along, be my biggest Volunteer fan, man.

I beg your pardon,
Kenny's giving me a ragin' hard-on.
His songs about sunshine,
Make me wanna touch his manhood to mine.

[Instrumental break.]

I beg your pardon,
Kenny's giving me a ragin' hard-on.

I finally beat Tom Brady, so I'm thinking maybe
That's what it takes to win you,
Come and play with Archie's son;
as my receiver, you're number one.
We can pull a QB sneak or you can split wide and go deep,
And if you're into kink, I'll give you a donkey punch.
Tell me do you like it rough?
So smile for a while and let's watch some TV:
You'll see at least fifty commercials with me.
Don't you want to date such a famous man?

I beg your pardon,
Kenny's giving me a ragin' hard-on.
His songs about sunshine,
Make me wanna touch his manhood to mine.

Labels: Idiot Karaoke, Inanity, Is This Song Too Obscure?, Peyton Manning's lovelife

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