Dear God,

Hey there, it's me again. But you probably knew that, being omnipotent and all. You are probably also aware that Carlos Rogers is done for the season with a badly mangled knee.

I gotta ask you, big guy, how is this fair? I mean, sure, Redskins fans--who are clearly racist, by the way--have been praying for his injury for a while. So what? I have been doing everything short of sacrificing live animals and virgins in an effort to get you to maim Petey Faggins.

Yet still he walks among us, limp free.

Now, either you choose to ignore my prayers, or you don't care about football, or you like to watch me suffer. I am not Job, youdamnit.

Anyway...yeah. Um, hurt Petey. Please? If that is not possible, please smite Richard Justice. And Richard Smith.

Yours in holiness,
Matt

Labels: Blasphemy, Demarcus Faggins sucks, Inanity, Open Letters, Teams that aren't the Texans

Posted by matt on Thursday, November 1, 2007 at 9:19 AM | Permalink